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onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

4 hours ago

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

4 hours ago

babygoatsandfriends:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

happyperson023:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

what do you guys think he is saying?

I think MEEEHHHH

I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?

In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!
daykathyfighterofthenightman:

ughisthisit:

future tattoo

Same.
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Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

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Worry About Your Own Uterus (via quoilecanard)

EXACTLY.

(via earthmoonlotus)

Wow this is one of the best pro-choice arguments ever

(via meadows-momma)

5 hours ago

manvx88:

Hahaha

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sourcedumal:

midsnacker:

Left 4 Propane 

Yaaaaaaasssss
ladygagarbage:

lady gaga surprising a fan 
stuphid:

vodkaliebe:

nachtschimmer:

soatemlos:

pale-mind:

kisslng:

yeah fuck I think I just found the eye sex of the century

fuck omg

oh shit jzdtgn

cooolton

yeah baby

dang
forebidden:

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