Ask me questions if you want to get to know me!

Mah lovely new shirt


meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

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last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

What a steal.





My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.


I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

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How To Train Your Humans

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wtf I’m so confused lol I think I just imagined a car door slamming shut lol

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Wtf… Someone jut pulled up in front of my window and I can’t see out of it wtf they got out of their car… Uhm

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Wow I fucking love being attacked by family… You don’t like my opinion? Okay cool the last thing you should fucking do is call me out for it publicly. Sometimes I wonder if people think I like don’t have feelings. Don’t call me stupid that’s a great way to send me into depression.

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No matter what, I love my man. Even though I bitch and complain a lot he still loves me and that’s all I can ask for. I love my babe ❤️

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